Jizzweb 

Hole between the thighs! =)

Seans jizzweb is 4 feet wide and 4 inches deep!

Jizzweb by josh evans January 20, 2004

jizzweasel 

An ideologue who knowingly and publicly lies, or praises a scientific study knowing that it has been debunked, purely because it agrees with their predefined ideas and political agenda.

Oh my god, how can he retweet that rubbish! What a jizzweasel!

jizzweasel by Entropy72 January 22, 2017

jizzlebasm 

An abstract word that can be used in any circumstance, as per the creativity/imagination/sheer stupidity of the user.

EG1: F*ck, I just jizzlebasmed your mom.
EG2: Dude! I managed to pull of a jizzlebasm.
EG3: A: dude, I'm so beast.
B: yeah right, you're about as beast as a jizzlebasm with cherry jam smothered across your ass.
EG4: Suck me, I'm the jizzlenator. Holy jizzlebasm!1!!one!!11!!1!!eleven!!1!
EG5: Can I please have some apple juiclebasm?
EG6: Holy shizzlefuck! He mercilessly jizzlebasmed that guys sister.
EG7: I bet you that there is a whole load of frizzlemcjizzlebasm in that van.
EG8: I just chugged 7 jugs of Jizzlebasm!
EG9: There is no EG9.
EG10: What the fuck is jizzlebasm anyway?

jizzlebasm by Papadouche March 24, 2009

Jizzleberry 

A consequence resulting from projectile ejaculation whilst bathing in a shower (Dire results may happen while in a bathtub). Targeted body parts include, but not limited to: chest hair, forearms, back of the neck hair, knuckles, taint, nose hair, and soles of feet. Landing of snake batter upon pubic hair will happen in cases of extreme pleasure buzzkillers.

I went to shake my friends hand in front of the Olive Garden's restroom, yet he found a jizzleberry stuck to the hair on back of my hand. How embarrassing.

Jizzleberry by Sir Richard Jizzleberry IV January 16, 2011

Jizzlebum 

First you had gays, then you had queers, now you have jizzlebum, these are the types of gays that have slept with more men than Katie price herself and now walk round with a soggy condom hanging out their arse.

Bro, look at him. He’s definitely queer

Nah bro he’s a jizzlebum

Jizzlebum by iPMRXi December 8, 2020

Jizzweed 

An obnoxious person. Often annoying many people in a small space, making it more annoying when you can't leave.

Person A: (making obnoxious space shuttle sounds)
Person B: shut up, jizzweed...

Jizzweed by MomMadeJizzweedUpRespectElders July 27, 2009

jizzlebutt

A ho, usually but not limited to women, who take it in the rear then let their partner blow load all over their ass. Also refers to any kind of sexual act ending with an ass covered in cum.

I want all up in the jizzlebutt so bring that sweet sticky ass on over here

jizzlebutt by Cracker89 May 7, 2017