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When a man sets foot into the undercarriage of a hot humid jungle, and snatches a helpless little monkey out of a tree and busts a fat old nut onto the poor monkeys face, and then returns the little monkey into its tree once again to go on with its business, just with jizz on its face... Johnnyquest was feeling adventurous one hot humid day, so he decided to to give a helpless monkey a creamy Jizzmonkey.
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A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat. "Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"
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Someone who talks a huge load of shite or a primate who masterbates furiously hence producing wads of monkey jizz. 1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.
2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go |
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Someone who masturbates far too often. Ben is a jizzmonkey.
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cool dude from the turin brakes forum
by
anonymous
Sep 6, 2003
add a video
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