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1.(noun) Jizz, semen, cum, etc.
2.(verb) To jizz, to cum.
3. making fun of gangsta' talk and ebonics.
1.(noun) man that girl loves jizzle!
2. man i jizzled all over her last night
3. Fer Jizzle dawg!
by HLF April 27, 2004
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1.
The indeterminate drizzle of semen that follows ejaculation.
"We would've gotten away with it too, if her parents hadn't seen the jizzle spot on my pants."
by Adman12 November 17, 2005
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2.
A positively beautiful male individual with impeccable standards in kindness and care. The most incredible person on the planet can also be described as a Jizzle and also has the ability to change lives. Clearly unmissable and ultimately spectacular, the Jizzle is not someone to simply pass by.
"you're so lucky you have jizzle, he's amazing"
"i'm the luckiest girl alive, i have jizzle"
by Marizzle:] February 16, 2008
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3.
Jism, or sperm
I'll shoot jizzle from ma pizzle in your snizzle fo shizzle

I will shoot hot cum in your face you hot bitch, for sure
by Rich August 21, 2003
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4.
Jizz that fizzles because its incapable of impregnating.
The fertility doctor says my husband shoots nothing but jizzle. I'll never get pregnant!
by Indy Sparkplug May 06, 2010
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5.
a Joint, or Blunt, rolled to perfection
Let's smoke this jizzle!
by Josh November 19, 2003
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6.
A positively beautiful male individual with impeccable standards in kindness and care. The most incredible person on the planet can also be described as a Jizzle and also has the ability to change lives. Clearly unmissable and ultimately spectacular, the Jizzle is not someone to simply pass by.
"you're so lucky you have jizzle, he's amazing"
"i'm the luckiest girl alive, i have jizzle"
by Marizzle :] February 14, 2008
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7.
adjective. Used to describe something that is funny. see jokes.

This originates from the Home Counties of the UK, more specifically from the St.Albans area, and is formed by replacing the ending of the word jokes with the sound made popular by snoop dogg, "izzle", thus creating "jizzle". The reasons for doing this are unclear but may be due to a need in the white suburbia of the home counties to sound more gangster, hence the "izzle".
But also may be due to the humorous similarity the word has with another word jizz, which means spunk.
"Yo i'd tap dat gash once for jizzles"
"ha ha ha, that is jizzles"
by MC Blitzkrieg January 31, 2006
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