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1.
After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face
I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.
by Brett April 25, 2005
 
2.
Best.Song.Ever. About cumming in your pants.
I ate a grape and I jizzed in mah pants.
by Miku326 January 31, 2009
 
3.
Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"
Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it
by Joseph February 08, 2005
 
4.
when a lad blurts on ya
he just jizzed on me
by charlotte stains March 21, 2005
 
5.
(Adj.)State of extreme fatigue and general disinterest in all things. From the sentiment felt after a male has cum.
I can't go out tonight, I'm totally jizzed.
by Dr. Penfield May 03, 2009
 
6.
Being drunk and intoxicated.
I drank a shit load last night, I was so jizzed.
by Gregory K September 22, 2007
 
7.
The state of being excited, ecstatic.
I was so jizzed to have won the lottery.
by steen February 21, 2005