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1. Jizzed
After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face
I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.
by Brett Apr 25, 2005 add a video
2. Jizzed
Best.Song.Ever. About cumming in your pants.
I ate a grape and I jizzed in mah pants.
3. Jizzed
Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"
Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it
by Joseph Feb 8, 2005 add a video
4. jizzed
when a lad blurts on ya
he just jizzed on me
by charlotte stains Mar 21, 2005 add a video
5. Jizzed
(Adj.)State of extreme fatigue and general disinterest in all things. From the sentiment felt after a male has cum.
I can't go out tonight, I'm totally jizzed.
6. Jizzed
Being drunk and intoxicated.
I drank a shit load last night, I was so jizzed.
7. Jizzed
The state of being excited, ecstatic.
I was so jizzed to have won the lottery.
by steen Feb 21, 2005 add a video
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