Jizzbrained

Like a hangover, jizzbrained is the low, tired feeling from after sex, usually accompanied with a want for sleep.

Jane must have had a good night last night... she looks completely jizzbrained.

Man, I just had makeup sex last night... I am so jizzbrained. I'm going to go home and sleep. Catch up with you guys later.

by A Friend Of Tyler Durden December 24, 2009

Jizzbrain

The severe backup of semen, cum, load, in an ear. Usually caused by a 41 or 82.

Jordan Boehler got fucked in the ear so hard last night he was diagnosed with a severe and possibly fatal case of jizzbrain.

by Henry Finkler April 26, 2004

jizzbrain

when gay men shove dicks in each others ear so much that jizz comes in contact with the brain

mike has jizzbrain

by stinky May 27, 2003