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2.
A measurement used to measure something so good that you get a sudden rush of jizz in your pants.
The better something is the more Jizzawatts it has.
Dude this band is like 400 Jizzawatts!
It must be a really good band!

This cheeseburger is so good!!
How many Jizzawatts is it?
Deffinatly 500 Jizzawatts!
by The Indo Crew July 13, 2010
 
1.
Extreme exposure to jizz while in prison.
Q: What your butt's capacity in the prison shower?

A: 1.21 jizzawatts
by Hilaritytimestwo November 08, 2009