Someone who when playing sports can either catch any ball thrown that day, or drop any.
yo jizz fingers catch the ball
by glec June 09, 2009
Can you define these popular missing words?
when one masturbates, then immediately following, eats
Dude I just got the jizz fingers when I didn't wash my hands after jerkin my gerkin
by Tyler Shmow November 23, 2007
First you must save a large quantity of seminal fluid in a jar. Next you must dip the index and/or middle finger into said jar. Finally finger dat bitch like it's 1999 causing the whore to become impregnated with your child. For 9 months this bitch will be all over your cock piece and afterwards if she wants to leave at least you have a young child to force into slave labor.
"Dude this girl was totally cock teasing me so when I finally hooked up with her I gave her ye olde jizz finger. Now she won't leave me alone cause I'm her baby's daddy. Best part is in 9 months I'll have a slave baby to clean my apartment."
by Fusco October 27, 2007