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1. Jizz that comes out shaped like a turtle.
2. Someone who has problems ejaculating.
3. A turtle covered in jizz.
(1)"Dude did you see that guys jizz turtle!"
by Jesus Was A Robot July 22, 2008
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A small turtle, in which you can jizz in.
"Hey rodreiguez, GET UR OWN FUCKING JIZZTURTLE, and stop having rodreigasms, DAAAAAMN!"-Said Horny Jamal
by N ate Efron February 03, 2007
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