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A "Jizz Jacket" is what one would call an epic whore. This person is a straight up slut, and should not be trusted because she is an epic whore. The term "Jizz Jacket" is perfection in a hand basket to use on any of your skanky, ho friends.
by VeronicaHill October 14, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A condom to catch the Jizz release
"hey man! Shagged this chick last night, lucky I had a "Jizzjacket."

I'm not fucking that bitch without a "Jizzjacket."
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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A comforter/bedspread/quilt/blanket in a motel room. Since they are rarely washed, they are full of jizz.
"If you're cold then use the blanket." "No way, I'm not wrapping up in that jizz jacket!!"
by Clark Griswold November 18, 2006
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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When somebody jizzes in a jacket then throws it at you
"eww dude! that's nasty i just got jizz-jacketed!
by Max Benson February 03, 2008
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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The end result of a bukake session or gang bang where every guy aimed for her tits leaving her torso coated in jizz.
All 15 dudes tried to hit the slut's tits giving her a jizz jacket.

The gang bang ended with her having a jizz jacket.
by freakgodd September 09, 2016
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Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.

Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.
by b7random November 27, 2016
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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