1. When something is extremely hot, you jizz so much that you jizz over 9000.
Relative to the Dragonball Z reference, "His power level is over 9000!"
2. The fact that you acknowledge something is orgasmic
That picture of Kim Kardashian was so hot.
I would jizz over 9000.
by DJ Simulation May 14, 2011
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