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Jizz Lung is a serious illness of the lungs resulting from prolonged exposure to aerosol jizz particles. Those afflicted often experience death and pain. Its treatment carries added risks, such as Napkin Lung. Jizz Lung is not communicable.
Gene Wilder was long a silent sufferer of Jizz Lung before succumbing to its fatal embrace in 2001.

I would not hang out at Russell's house if I were you; you might catch Jizz Lung.
by Adonis Whinny Cole August 20, 2006

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