Top Definition
When one who is about to recieve jizz in their mouth sticks their tounge out with as much enthusiasm as a lizard using their tounge to feel and see.
"That girl that I slept with last night was such a jizz lizard. She couldn't wait to get my jizz in her mouth."
by Matt McCune March 31, 2008

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