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A movie, oftentimes a porno, that's just so unbelievably hot that you pretty much have to jerk off. Similar to a tear jerker.
"Hey, man. Did you see Great Expectations?"
"Yeah, that was so fuggin' erotic, a real Jizz Jerker."
by Apathetically, Alexis October 04, 2009

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