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When a young man, (usually between the ages of 14 and 21) goes against the advice of his friends and relatives to make regrettable decisions with sub-parr females because he is so horny.
"Dude, Parker, quit chubby chasing with that Lauren chick."

"I can't help it, dude! I haven't had a girl in months. I'm Jizz Drunk!"
by Tyler bl February 03, 2009

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