When you buy a license plate on Ebay just to paint it the same color as your car, then you put a material-wasting, sad paint job on it, just to have some newb steal it and paint it pink. Then you assume the guy stole it because you are convinced that he wants you and took it home to jiz on it.
Dude, my license plate just got jacked, now it's somebody's jiz plate!!!
by HuskerKyle February 09, 2009