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A damn fool, who constantly acts foolish and ignorant
Matthew Symonette is a jive ass turkey.
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(n)

Etymology- Derives from turkeys trying to do a popular dance the "jive", but turkeys don't know what they are talking about when it comes to dance.

1. A person who talks about what they don't know.

2. A bull shitter.

3. An insult.
"You jive ass turkey"

"Phillip, you, sir, are a jive ass turkey."

"You don't know what you are talking about you jive ass turkey"
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a fool; someone who thinks they're cool but is really stupid; what black guys eat for Thanksgiving.
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What Huggy Bear brought to the Starsky and Hutch Thanksgiving Dinner.
Yo, help yo'sef to sum o' dat jive ass turkey I brought fo' dinnah.
by Baretta April 15, 2003
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