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A overrated guitar player with horrible tone.
He usually creates pentatonic solos, and they sound like shit!
Played in a great band led Zeppelin but was a piece of crap guitar player!
Has never played guitar cleanly in his life.
Oh man you'r playing as bad as Jimmy Page
Holy Crap that jimmy page sucks at guitar.
Man if Steve Vai had no arms, he would still be 600 times better than Jimmy Page
by Guitar God January 02, 2008
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Definately NOT god or a god.No musician or human being for that matter is.If you actually speak in these terms then you're a mentally retarded fag.

He's a good guitar player.

He "IS" unfortunately,a lousy,no-good,dirty,fucking,scumbag Satanist!
I like all of Zeppelin's tunes,and some of Plant's solo shit,and the PAGE/PLANT unplugged Mtv concert,and jimmy page's guitar playin', but dammit those dudes are fucked in the head and into Satanism.Poor limey fruits.
by hellfire bad September 01, 2005
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Jimmy Page is a damn Satanist. - OUCH!
I wouldn't want to be in his shoes on Judgement Day!
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Possibly the worst guitarist to ever come into the rock scene. MSI has a song entitled 'I Hate Jimmy Page'. "I'm just another little faggot with a problem
Fuckin' around over someone else's hard-on
I got the balls with the foul-smelling DJ
Suckas can reach out and touch me and eat me
I lick clit - I like it" and the chorus:
"I hate jimmy page
Kick those faggots off the stage
Bite the future and fuck the past
My whole shit will never last"
Jimmy Page is so fucking ghey.
by Caughtinamosh March 08, 2006
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Quite overrated guitarist who relies far too much on dated pentatonic riffs. Not bad, just not God.
OMIGOD JIMMY PAGE IS FREAKING T3H RoX0RZ!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE PIE.
by Jim A. July 24, 2004
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A much overrated gutarist. Most famous for his days in Led Zeppelin when he dabbled in designer darkness as a follower of Alister Crowley, his ability to consume massive quantities of Jack Daniels, and being shackled to the toilet by the band's manager.

He did a lot of session work that no-one cares about except other session musicians and music snobs. Has done numerous side projects including a failed attempt at a film score, forming the short-lived band The Firm with Paul Rodgers of Bad Company fame, and the only decent thing he's ever done - working with David Coverdale (who makes a much better Robert Plant than the original) for the Coverdale/Page album and, sadly, a short-lived tour of Japan.

He made one solo album, Outrider, using a guest vocalist that no-one knows the name of and that no-one could care about. He managed to rope up former Zeppelin member Robert Plant to do guest vocals on one track which is the only reason the album sold at all - the rabid Robert Plant fangirls had to have it.

Supposedly had a bagful of his incomplete/unfinished/unpublished songs stolen and has since refused to do another solo (or indeed any other) project because of that. He occasionally works on remastering some of the Led Zeppelin back catalogue to keep up the spirits of the fanboys who pine over the yearly reunion rumors and to keep money rolling in.

Is still hung up over the loss of his Gibson "Black Beauty" Les Paul custom guitar which was "stolen" (meaning sold off to pay for drugs) in 1970.
"OMG, Jimmy Page is like the God of Guitars, man."

Sorry dude, Eric Clapton had that title long before Pagey did.
by Anonymous December 24, 2004
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