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THE greatest guitarist ever of all time. Jimmy was born a mortal and turned into a god by using his Les Paul to create the most amazing sounds ever to be heard. He began in the Yardbirds, but is famous for being the lead guitarist in Led Zeppelin (which btw is the greatest band that has and will ever exist). He is extremely creative, for example his using a violin bow on his guitar. His unfathomable skills are greatly demonstrated in Dazed and Confused, Whole Lotta Love, Communication Breakdown, Heart Breaker, and of course, the biggest rock song ever heard by mankind, Stairway to Heaven. God Jimmy's live performances are unfathomably awesome as he improvises and gives solos up to at least 15 minutes (Check out The Song Remains The Same Live CD). Also, he is very sexy with his long and wavy 70's hair and really cute face.

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Those of you fuckhead asshole retards who think ur being cool by calling Jimmy Page (God of Rock), a faget who has screechy riffs and that eric clapton is better than him don't kno shit. Clearly you are on crack and are high and don't kno what the fuck ur talking about. You kno nothing whatsoever about rock and it's influences because if you did, you'd kno that Led Zeppelin was one, if not the, most influential bands ever and that they'd be nearly nothing without God Jimmy, who made Stairway to Heaven the greatest rock song with his solo voted best rock solo ever. So for those of u who kno more about Hanna Montana than rock, please, don't write Jimmy Page a bad definition because you have no life and think that u can criticize God Jimmy when u could never do a millionth of the things he did that changed the world. But for those of you who still insult him anyway, I suggest you shoot yourself in the head, put the bits and pieces of your small, demented brain back together, go buy a Led Zeppelin cd, listen to the greatness that is Jimmy Page, and worship him for all eternity and forever beg for his forgiveness.
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Some of you fucktard poser rock critics shouldn't listen to Jimmy Page's music for its awesomeness may be too intense for your worthless ears and may melt your head off.
Person 1: I listen to an hour of Jimmy Page's solos a day, he's fucking amazing
Person 2: Why would you do that? He's a faggot with screechy riffs and Eric Clapton is better than him.
Person 1 shoots Person 2 in the head, passerby cheer, then they all go worship Jimmy Page
by xoxorockkixa**oxox June 30, 2008
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The Asian sensation that's sweeping the nation.
Jimmy Page is the number one cause of missing pants and lady boners everywhere.
by A pantsless victim February 01, 2010
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The Best Guitarist EVER in the world. if you think someone else is better he will come beat your ass cause thats how sweet he is. and i personally will be pissed so i will come to your body he had previously beat and lumberjack you in the face for your ignorance.
Jimmy Page got pissed so he killed the entire music genre of rap/emo/pop/other short 3 letter abbreviated music types. cause they suck. and his band Led Zeppelin pwns music.
by Mike Chislow January 03, 2004
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Jimmy page has the fastest fingers in the world.
by delay March 03, 2007
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One of the great guitarists of all time, guitarist of Led Zeppelin, and don't go saying he sucks and is overrated, because he's quite the guitarist, but also don't go saying he is GOD, because you obviously havent heard Eddie Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix, or Eric Clapton, but i'd have to say Jimmy is right in the top 10 to 5 guitarists with them. O yea and don't forget Joe Walsh.
LED ZEPPELIN ROCKS BUT SO DOES VAN HALEN


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by drummer March 18, 2005
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husband of Gracy Page. If you've heard that he's married to anyone else, it was a lie.
Gracy Page? Never heard of her.

No way, dude. She's totally married to Jimmy Page. You know, the guy every classic rock fan calls "jesus".
by Robert Plant, bitch January 15, 2009
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A overrated guitar player with horrible tone.
He usually creates pentatonic solos, and they sound like shit!
Played in a great band led Zeppelin but was a piece of crap guitar player!
Has never played guitar cleanly in his life.
Oh man you'r playing as bad as Jimmy Page
Holy Crap that jimmy page sucks at guitar.
Man if Steve Vai had no arms, he would still be 600 times better than Jimmy Page
by Guitar God January 02, 2008
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