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7.
One who is like God. Anyone who denies physical laws o the universe this often has got to be some sort of diety.
Dazed and Confused, violin bow, Led Zeppelin "DVD"
by Chuck Lee January 31, 2005
 
22.
The Asian sensation that's sweeping the nation.
Jimmy Page is the number one cause of missing pants and lady boners everywhere.
by A pantsless victim February 01, 2010
 
23.
The Best Guitarist EVER in the world. if you think someone else is better he will come beat your ass cause thats how sweet he is. and i personally will be pissed so i will come to your body he had previously beat and lumberjack you in the face for your ignorance.
Jimmy Page got pissed so he killed the entire music genre of rap/emo/pop/other short 3 letter abbreviated music types. cause they suck. and his band Led Zeppelin pwns music.
by Mike Chislow January 03, 2004
 
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noun: Born a true alchemist he is the only man in the world who can turn Led into gold AND platinum, multiplatinum and diamonds. If anyone else has this touch, they are known as a Jimmy Page junior, but to this day, even his eldest son, James Page III doesn't have the touch.

verb: To mix the perfect Plant with a big Bonham and just the right amount of JPJ (complex compound known as just pure jenius) and using his own skills and magical touch created the best group who played the best music and still bring the world joy.
noun: There are reports that Glenn Seaborg, (1951 Nobel Laureate in Chemistry) succeeded in transmuting a minute quantity of lead (possibly en route from bismuth, in 1980) into gold but he's No Jimmy Page!

verb: No matter what you say man, no other rock band can ever do a Jimmy Page. It's just not possible!

(Jimmy Page started the band by finding the right people, wrote (and co-wrote) most of the music, played on every song and produced all Led Zeppelin albums.

The gold albums for Led Zeppelin and more: 19 gold, 18 platinum, 14 multiplatinum, 5 diamond)
by fripouille September 22, 2011
 
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The fastest fingers in the world.
Jimmy page has the fastest fingers in the world.
by delay March 03, 2007
 
26.
husband of Gracy Page. If you've heard that he's married to anyone else, it was a lie.
Gracy Page? Never heard of her.

No way, dude. She's totally married to Jimmy Page. You know, the guy every classic rock fan calls "jesus".
by Robert Plant, bitch January 15, 2009
 
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One of the great guitarists of all time, guitarist of Led Zeppelin, and don't go saying he sucks and is overrated, because he's quite the guitarist, but also don't go saying he is GOD, because you obviously havent heard Eddie Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix, or Eric Clapton, but i'd have to say Jimmy is right in the top 10 to 5 guitarists with them. O yea and don't forget Joe Walsh.
LED ZEPPELIN ROCKS BUT SO DOES VAN HALEN


i don't like whole milk
by drummer March 18, 2005
 
28.
Had great material such as "Achilles Last Stand" and "Heartbreaker". Great in the studio, but very sloppy live.
Bob - Dude, Jimmy Page is the greatest.
Me - Eh. I'd rather listen to some Eric
Clapton or Ritchie Blackmore.
by Gomer October 27, 2004