The one so rare he humps you like you've never been humped before, you feel his kisses in your toes, the most passionate, affectionate ,sexual being you'll ever come across. He's the one that will be on your mind and in your heart forever!
I'm in a Jimmy State of Mind
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synonym for sprinkles
I'll have a large cone with 2 scoops of ice cream with jimmies, please!
by mosoubo April 17, 2003

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The absolute height of coolness, sexiness and just downright awsomeness.
Teddy: Hey tom, if you keep this up you might just become a jimmy!
Tom: Nah, man I've still got a way long way to go before I can be that cool.
by THE KING OF JIMMYS June 28, 2009

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Chocolate or rainbow rod-shaped candy on ice cream.

Jimmies were first developed by Just Born Candy Company, which was founded by Samuel Born, who immigrated to the US from Russia around 1910. Born opened a small candy-making and retail store in Brooklyn, N.Y., in 1923. Soon after opening the Brooklyn store, Born invited his brothers-in-law, Irv and Jack Shaffer, to join him in the business. With his capable partners handling the factory and growing sales, Born was free to direct his energies to his many candy-related inventions.

In 1930 James Bartholomew was lucky enough to acquire a job at Just Born, Inc. Bartholomew operated a machine that produced Born's latest invention, tiny hot-dog shaped chocolate sprinkly things. But what to call them? Born briefly pondered that question before deciding to accredit the name to the producer, Jimmy Bartholomew. The new product was named JIMMIES, which is still a trademarked name, but no longer made by Just Born.The dictionary definition for JIMMIES used to be "decorative things." They have also been called toppettes, shots, fancies, trimettes and sprinkles.

When they came to Boston, (circa 1947) Brigham's was the first to promote JIMMIES and did not charge for them. In Boston, JIMMIES are to ice cream like mustard & relish are to a hot dog. Brigham's has continued the long tradition of serving JIMMIES free of charge on ice cream cones and dishes.
"I asked the guy to put jimmies on my ice cream sundae and he asked, "Rainbow or chocolate?'."
by ~scott71~ September 18, 2008

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to fix something using some shrewd ingenuity
when the tv stopped working, rob said 'don't worry, i'm sure i can jimmy something up!'
by t dogg October 06, 2005

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Jimmy means sly and underhanded.

Jimmy means retarded and will never amount to anything in life.

A Jimmy will seriously try to ruin the life of a friend who is happy.

Jimmy is totally useless and fucked up in the head so ... he isn't worth the finger power to type anymore insults about him.
Hmmm where can I take this guy to fuck him?

Oh, I know, because I am such a whore and my ex is such a Jimmy he will let me use his bed. He really is a Jimmy!

He is retarded dude ... He is such a Jimmy!

Even though I know my good friend is happy with his current girlfriend I am going to allow my ex girlfriend to use my bedroom to try and seduce him. Hopefully this will end the relationship and my good friend can be like me ... A loser! I am such a Jimmy!

He is one ugly mofo and has a terrible annoying voice and accent ... He is a Jimmy!
by Dinkums August 20, 2011

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small pieces of colored sugar or candy that are scattered over the surface of ice cream, cakes, or cookies as a decoration. Pittsburghese
"Can i have jimmies on my cupcake ma?"
by DeAndre December 01, 2005

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