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1. A TV show host from the 1970s famous for the UK show "Jim'll Fix It" in which children were brought in to have one wish granted by the show's producers.

2. The ritualistic act of inserting one's erect or semi-erect penis in to the ear of a sleeping third party, followed by a loud recital of the theme tune from "Jim'll Fix It", intended to rouse the slumbering victim.
1.
"I think Jimmy Savile looks a bit like a paedophile."

2.
"BA-BA-BAAAA! Jim'll fix it for yo-o-o-o-ou!"
"ARGH! Why have you got your penis in my EAR?!?!?"
"Haha - Jimmy Savile'd, bitch."
"...my ... ear..."
by Michael Skinner June 25, 2007