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A term of modern rhyming slang derived from the rat-faced footballer Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. Refers to the act of male masturbation.
Sorry I'm late. I had a cheeky Jimmy Floyd before I left the house.
by Secretive Jim February 28, 2005
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The act of having a very sexually attractive woman shit into a dixie cup. The man shall then take the dixie cup, get his dixie hard, and masturbate with the cup o' shit while staring at the woman until an adequate ejaculation has been accomplished.
That girl was so fucking fine i wanted to pull a Jimmy Floyd with her.

My dick is still a little brown and stinky from the Jimmy Floyd marathon yesterday.
by Grannypannies12 December 19, 2016
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Footballer for Middlesbrough football club.
He moans but don't diss him or I'll kill your mam.
by Mark Viduka May 09, 2005
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jimmy floyd hasselbaink - wank
im off 4 a jimmy,

i had a jimmy under the old rug
by Chan March 26, 2005
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Elves that run the underground in Superbia. A local club.
by Mark Viduka May 09, 2005
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