A former gung-ho rich kid whose daddy owned an oil company and got him into Yale even though he still seems to have trouble with words over three syllables. He later went on to become president of the United States thanks to Florida not being able to count the votes right. As president, he kissed ass to big corporations and gave them tax cuts, while leaving regular, hard-working Americans to suffer from the effects of him flushing the economy down the toilet. Oil and chemical companies love him because he doesn't give two shits about the environment and even wants to disband the EPA and allow Hummers to eat more holes in the ozone layer. Beginning in March 2003, he's sent thousands of American soldiers to die in Iraq for oil, claiming that God told him to go there and sacrifice hundreds of American lives plus thousands of Iraqis' lives. WMDs he used to cover up his intentions have not been found and never will be. In the meantime, he has made us the laughing stock of the entire world. His presidency has suspiciously seen the line between church and state blurred since he kisses ass to the religious reich as well and wants all kids to pray in school and his warped version of Christianity to be the state religion. Recently has spoken out against the right of gays and lesbians to marry, saying the 'sanctity' of marriage must be protected even though half the marriages in this country end in divorce and people marry for money on TV. As Dubya continues to wipe his ass ...

a type of church that has the same general theology as christian churches and believes in the same God (the trinity: father, son, holy spirit) as your local baptist church, except these churches are filled with subcultural christians. the punks, goths, hardcore kids, bikers, hippies, etc generally gather here. The main difference in these churches, besides the obvious outer appearance of those inside of the church, is the focus on love and grace. people in underground churches don't appreciate religion, because they feel that religion is man's attempt to get to God, but in reality, God already provided that bridge through Jesus... so religion is worthless. God is not just a set of rules, do's and don'ts... He is alive and moving, and loves everyone just the same.

you'll more than likely never here the words "youre going to hell", or anything else that you've probably associated christianity with inside these churches or from the mouth of those who attend, because more than likely...they're just as fed up, if not more, with the state of Christianity in america than you are. while they do practice bibilcal principles, the concept of condemnation doesnt really fit in there. No matter who you are, where you've come from, or what youve done... you're on equal gro...

Repressed On The Outside, Obsessed On The Inside. Refers to someone with a desire, usually sexual, that he/she is uncomfortably acknowleging to others, and consequently focuses on obsessively in his/her private life. In extreme cases leads to gay homophobes, etc. Pronounced to rhyme with "toto cutie".

Repressed On The Outside, Obsessed On The Inside. Refers to someone with a desire, usually sexual, that he/she is uncomfortably acknowleging to others, and consequently focuses on obsessively in his/her private life. In extreme cases leads to gay homophobes, etc. Pronounced to rhyme with "toto cutie".

Someone who claims to speak for God, but doesn't!

1: Endowed with a strong moral compass, and uses the revered writings of their ancestors as a guide and tool to improve their lives and the lives of those around them. See Siddhartha Gautama

2: Believes in things ludicrous by nature, undereducated, and easily usurped, religious types play into a great pyramid scheme which takes complete advantage of their natural gullibility, and has more or less created an army of zombie zealots who are used to push political agendas and moral acumen against the greater good of mankind. See Jim Bakker, George W. Bush, Clement IV

porn again: 1. Religious people who backslide into horny habits. e.g., Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker.
2. What Tea Leoni says to David Duchovny every night, afternoon, hour, whatever.