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1.
One hot MILF! She can party hardy, but when it's time to get serious, she can get down even harder. May resort to pleasuring herself with a dildo as well.
Jill-do stuck a dildo in her fildo
by 648329843 February 03, 2010
 
2.
A straight ten. This girl is the perfect combination of sweet, cute, and sexy. She is amazing in the bed and will treat you like a king. She has a huge beautiful rack. She will make you hard instantly upon seeing her and the moment you get enough courage to talk to her, you will find out that she is insanely smart and amazingly witty. Yet, She is a girl you take home to meet mom. This is the girl of your dreams. She is rare but once you find her do not let her go! You will regret it for the rest of your life because no other girl sucks your balls and compliments your mother's blouse in the same day.
Dude, did you see that girl? She is a total Jilldo. I am already going to tell my mom to start planning the wedding.
by jilldo and aj August 29, 2013
 
3.
A hard penis that constantly leaks jizz.
Is that a Jilldo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
by xxroxxpocxx March 31, 2011
 
4.
A penis that is always leaking sperm. Usually noticed by a wet spot under the pocket. Normally accompanied by pre-mature ejaculation, and a "shy penis".
Is that a Jilldo in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me??
by kittysmasher6 April 01, 2011
 
5.
A wicked skank who is really muscular. People seem to like her because she is polite and is rarely late. She likes to eat ice cream and really enjoys a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell her that she has an I.Q. of 48 and is what some people call mentally retarded.
Nicole: "Dude, did you just see that giant Jilldo sitting next to that niglet?!"

Andrea: " Great Lincoln's Mullet!"

Ally: " Where?!"

Bailey: "Dambaid"

Lucas: "Bongo drums on my head!"
by BB, AP, AB, JR, NK, BP June 19, 2006