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when you thrust your thumb up your own ass until it bleeds then wipe it on your mums face when she is asleep because she gave you less food at dinner time than usual
Mum - "your only having 2 waffles today David"

Son - "fuck you skank hoe your gonna get a jibblington tonight"
by Necro<3-69 November 13, 2010

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