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A cocktail similar to a martini, but instead, is only filled with tap water, and garnished with generally a lemon slice. Saves on the $16 usually payed for a martini, and looks stylish at the same time!
Jeremiah: "Ezekial, what's the deal with Joosef, he's on his eighth martini and still standing straight!"

Ezekial: "No Jeremiah, he's been sipping on jewtini's all night!"
by hagrid_loves_5318008 November 08, 2010
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