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Jewsy Couture
Clothing brand made especially for Jews and Jew enthusiasts. While it is lesser known among the non jew populace, Jewsy Couture actually hit local Walmarts and dollar stores years before its poorly made competitor, Juicy Couture.

Made with 100% real Jesus tears!

Example 1: "Hey Jebadiah, put down that dradle and come with me to buy the latest Jewsy Couture shirt from Walgreens"

Example 2: "Holy matzah balls! This Jewsy Couture product is reasonably priced!"

Example 3: "Sweet Abraham! How could I Passover such a bargain?"

Example 4: "Wow Mr. Goldstien, this Jewsy shirt has quality Id kill (jesus) for!"
by Zhally (We Black) April 11, 2007

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Lotsa space for your liquids.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

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Clothing brand made especially for Jews and Jew enthusiasts. While it is lesser known among the non jew populace, Jewsy Couture actually hit local Walmarts and dollar stores years before its poorly made competitor, Juicy Couture.

Made with 100% real Jesus tears!
Example 1: "Hey Jebadiah, put down that dradle and come with me to buy the latest Jewsy Couture shirt from Walgreens"

Example 2: "Holy matzah balls! This Jewsy Couture product is reasonably priced!"

Example 3: "Sweet Abraham! How could I Passover such a bargain?"

Example 4: "Wow Mr. Goldstien, this Jewsy shirt has quality Id kill (jesus) for!"

by Zhally (We Black) April 05, 2007

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt