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Jewsis was the only brother of Jesus who was left out of the modern day bible. Biblical scholars have recently begun finding out new information about Jewsis and his relationship with Jesus through lost scriptures.

Jewsis was known for turning water into juices while his eldest brother Jesus was known for turning water into wine. He was too young for the alcohol transformation. Unlike his eldest brother, he could not walk on water yet he swam faster than Jesus.

According to new scriptures Jewsis had a following of his own, yet his miracles were not spoken about as frequently as his brother the Messiah's. A new uprising amongst several religious groups has begun regarding the Jewsis secret. As scholars dig deeper, the mystery will unravel further.
What would Jewsis do?
by laraelle February 23, 2010

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