jews are members of one of the oldest religions in history. we didnt kill christ, we dont have horns, and yes, we are white. We never excluded any of you other religions so you have no right to insult us. We are nice, we love traditions, lox and bagels, going to summercamps, hebrew school, and some of us tend to shop a little too much (particularly those of us from long island), but we are full of personality and drive. Jews tend to have some connection to almost every jew they meet, no matter where it is. We have lots of holidays that no one else understands anything about. We do not decide out morals from our torah, most jews generally have their own opinions. When jews retire, and leave the northeast, most move to florida. Also, jews love us some yiddish jokes.
You'd never know they're all jewish if their last name wasn't Goldenshtein.
The only people in the world that are simultaneously hated by both the extreme Left and the extreme Right.
"The Jews killed Jesus!"
"The Jews control Hollywood!"
"The Jews caused 9/11!"
"The Jews oppress the Palestinians!"
"The Jews ran over my poodle!"
A group of people who seem to be the most hated race on the planet, bar none. Additionally, they also seem to be the race hated for the longest period of time (eons, it seems). Chances are, if you can think of a race, they probably hate Jews too. However, it does appear that the vast majority of people who hate Jews are either from Europe or the Middle East.
Reasons for hating this group of people range from greed (Jews are cheap, they are penny pinchers, etc), ugliness (big nose, ugly hair, etc), and evilness (control everything, looks like the Devil, etc).
The above list ranges from the time to time, but the general traits that makes the list are usually greed and evilness. Oh, and also arrogance. In case you're wondering, certain groups of people believes the Jews are arrogant for believing they're "God's Chosen People", "God's Ancient People", or however you want to say it.
However, ultimately, there is only one thing I can say about all of this: I don't give a damn either way. If you want to hate the Jews, fine. If you don't want to hate the Jews, that's also fine. I don't hate Jews myself but that's because I don't care at all.
1) Wow, everybody in the Middle East hates the Jews!
2) Wow, everybody in Europe hates the Jews!
3) Wow, even the damn United Nations hate the Jews!
4) For the sake of convenience, lets just say everybody in the world hate the Jews.
5) It's a good thing I don't care or else my conscience might be bothered.
A religious person or persons that can easily be mistaken for juice when said out loud.
Person one: Would you like some juice?
Person two: Jews!?
Person one: No, no! Juice!
Person two: Oh, thank god. You had me worried there.
Something you blame something.
1) "Ow. I just stubbed my toe. The Jews must be behind this."
2) "My microwave toaster oven just broke, it must have been the Jews."
3) "My dog just died, this must be the work of the Jews."
4) "I just got my license suspended, the Jews are behind this."
5) "I wet my bed, this is because of the Jews."
6) "My hard drive froze because of the Jews."
7) "I almost drowned in a swimming pool, this is the Jews' doing."
8) "I was 15 minutes late to work because of the Jewish religion."
9) "I'm allergic to cats due to there being Jews."
10) I didn't shower today and now I smell because of the Jews.
Like Christians, but without all that Jesus stuff
"So is their family excited for Christmas?"
"Dude they're Jews"
An easily identifiable and handy scapegoat for all the world's problems. Although strangely, they ARE responsible for an astounding 95% of the world's problems, so go figure.
1. Damn Jews stole my coupons
2. Stop acting like a Jew and give me that money you owe me
3. Gentile: "Jews sunk the Titanic"
Semite: "What? The Titanic struck an iceberg you fool!"
Gentile: "Greenberg, Goldberg, Iceberg, you Jews are all the same to me"
Most hated race by Hitler
Reincarnated Hitler: This time I'm going to kill 30,000 Jews and two clowns!
Random: Why are you going to kill two clowns?
Reincarnated Hitler: See, no one cares about zee Jews!