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1. The traditional clothing of the Jewish peoples, including but not exclusive to yamulkes; long, curled sidelocks; tallits (prayer shawls); and black suits with black hats and beards.
Ari: Whoa, look at you, all fancy in your Jewniform!
Gilad: Be quiet, Ariel, it is Shabbat, the day G-d watches us...
by Scott219 June 22, 2006

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The traditional uniform of the college age Jewish girl. The Jewniform includes, but is not limited to, a messy bun cocked to one side or another, sunglasses that cover approximately 80-85% of one's face, a t-shirt or sweatshirt advertising either a Jewish camp, youth group or sorority, a North Face jacket, black leggings (no pants, of course), converse sneakers in the summer and tall Ugg boots in the winter, and a black or brown large Longchamp Le Pliage bag. Extra points for each additional piece of Tiffany jewelry. A North Face backpack may be substituted for the Longchamp bag.
Boy 1: woah - why isn't that girl wearing pants?
Boy 2: don't be alarmed, it's just her jewniform
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The crazy attire and appearance of a true Jewish man. Black suit, crazy hat, lovely beard and ringlets in his hair. Often seen at Airports or in North London.
"Check out that Jewniform"
by Chris Royle November 13, 2009

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