1. The traditional clothing of the Jewish peoples, including but not exclusive to yamulkes; long, curled sidelocks; tallits (prayer shawls); and black suits with black hats and beards.
Ari: Whoa, look at you, all fancy in your Jewniform!
Gilad: Be quiet, Ariel, it is Shabbat, the day G-d watches us...
The traditional uniform of the college age Jewish girl. The Jewniform includes, but is not limited to, a messy bun cocked to one side or another, sunglasses that cover approximately 80-85% of one's face, a t-shirt or sweatshirt advertising either a Jewish camp, youth group or sorority, a North Face jacket, black leggings (no pants, of course), converse sneakers in the summer and tall Ugg boots in the winter, and a black or brown large Longchamp Le Pliage bag. Extra points for each additional piece of Tiffany jewelry. A North Face backpack may be substituted for the Longchamp bag.
Boy 1: woah - why isn't that girl wearing pants?
Boy 2: don't be alarmed, it's just her jewniform
The crazy attire and appearance of a true Jewish man. Black suit, crazy hat, lovely beard and ringlets in his hair. Often seen at Airports or in North London.
"Check out that Jewniform"