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Jewmuncher

A person, typically male, who hates Jews and wants to kill them at a rapid rate.
Jew: Oh No! The jewmunchers are coming!
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Jewmando 

Jewish Commando, Expertise in hiding within attics, under floorboards, secret rooms and hollowed out walls, Hired present day by the U.S. Army to infiltrate Swedish facilities. Highly active paramilitary group in World War 2.
General: "That's it, call out the Green Berets, send in the Jewmandos."
Jewmando by Jaskansan October 2, 2010

Jewmanitarian 

A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.
Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?

David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?

Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.

David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!
Jewmanitarian by Gorilla Adam March 1, 2010

Jewmmunity 

Maria: Is Sophie around today?
Harry: No, she's out with the Jewmmunity.
Jewmmunity by BlueGem October 16, 2011
Like the Illuminati, but instead of gaining power through government, they gain money through the government. If Bernie Sandman is elected, Jewminati confirmed.
You know what's worse than the Illuminati? The Jewminati.
Jewminati by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016
A person who is half Jew and half German. Most likely a mix breed resulting from post-Nazi Germany. Jewman adolescent and babies have special powers that enable them to jump up to 100 ft in the air. A Jewman is constantly at war with people from the Ginger race.
Zach, a Jewman, once killed a ginger while wearing MC Hammer pants.
Jewman by Gingervampirewerefolf November 1, 2009