A Jew child....particularly obnoxious, precocious, and disrespectful of others feelings or situations. Greedy and covetous
by scatalogical December 19, 2018
Suspiciously devious little critter. Untrustworthy and covetous of other people's belongings. Usually seen scampering around dark corners.
by Roras January 23, 2012
by Nitrous Oxide Lover April 21, 2017
A sweet, kind, caring person, who even if they are a little bit bossy, will stick with you through thick and thin. They are a leader, and like to be the center of attention.
Jewl is such a nice person.
by phantrash#14 April 1, 2017
Also commonly spelled Jeul, a Jewl is an ancient Jewish deul to the death, a contest of Jew powers. Jewls were (and occaisionally still are) traditionally held in a large rectangular room a minimum of ten stories high, in an urban financial area, with at least $500,000 of cash in room, and $2,500,000 in the immediate vicinity. Tactics for jewls can be found in several publications such as "Alaya's Guide to Cleaning House In Jewls". It can be used as a noun or verb, or adjective for jewlike/jeulike.
Amit: Man, that old man Alter doesn't even give his babies allowance after three months of age - bad things happen if you don't purse-feed them for the first six.
Ari: Yeah, I'm gonna jewl him and leave him as poor as a national senator when I'm done with him.
Alter: Boy, I taught you your Linear-Algebra! That Asian kid Tabunatakariuseki would have schooled you in math if it weren't for me! Go do your chores, get the wine from the well and the silver from our mine!
Ari: Yeah, I'm gonna jewl him and leave him as poor as a national senator when I'm done with him.
Alter: Boy, I taught you your Linear-Algebra! That Asian kid Tabunatakariuseki would have schooled you in math if it weren't for me! Go do your chores, get the wine from the well and the silver from our mine!
by G.M.H. June 1, 2009
by Ps. Ily May 22, 2016
Jewls is a nickname for a girl of your dreams. You will normally call a girl jewls when her name is Julia but it can be used on any girl. Also if you call a girl jewls you will probably get access to her “jewls” and jerk it off at night. You will always call your girlfriend jewls for that same reason and your hoping that one day you and jewls will have a child. Jewls can also be use to confess to a girl your love for example if you keep calling a girl jewls and she dosent like it Maby she should take a hint that, that boy wants to get with you. So if a girl is special enough to call jewls she better want to stick with you forever
by Fizzy_262351 July 20, 2021