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1. Jewland
the land from which Jewish people hail when they do not want to admit being from any real country.
Richard although actually of Russian heritage, claimed to be from Jewland because he didn't understand the concept of geography.
by Liz Jan 3, 2004 add a video
2. jewland
Israel

often used derogatively by those who do not know where jews come from
ignorant anti-semite: Go back to jewland you stupid Jew!!
Jew: - oy* -
*stereotypical jewish interjection

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