| 15. | jewish | ||
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I first heard the definition for "jewish" when I was 5 years old. It was used in reference to something that was messed up, convoluted, overly complex, requiring going through a maze and involving more money then it would necessarily require. He always used the word in reference to something (whatever situation) that was 10X more of a pain, like going through 10 screen doors to get somewhere and each screen door had a fee to get through it or required a certain person's signature or greenlight. It seems that the word "janked" is now replacing "fucked up" and "messed up" and "jewish." But when I was little I head the word "jewish" used in the following context: You have a check from the US Treasury and you go to the bank to cash it and the bank teller tells you that it will take two weeks to clear.
And the US Treasury happens to be across the street. He would say "that's jewish." Meaning: dumb, lame, needlessly complex and incredibly stuupid. However, as I mentioned previously, the neutral slang word "janked" now seems to be all the rage because it doesn't prick ears like hearing "fucked up" or "jewish." |
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| 16. | Jewish Vengeance Pizza | ||
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A pizza pie topped with the skin removed from the penis during circumcision, know as the 'foreskin'. The Jewish Vengeance Pizza was created during a mass bris in Jerusalem in April of 2003. Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, may I take your order?
Customer: I'll have a large Jewish Vengeance Pizza for pickup. I also have a coupon. Operator: Shalom!! |
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| 17. | Jewish girl | ||
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1. Very hot girls.
2. Very smart girls. 3. Very cheap girls. 4. Girls from Israel 5. Girls whose Mother is a Jewish girl. 1. Check out that Jewish girl, she is hot!
2. I love Jewish girls. |
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| 18. | Jewish | ||
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Jewish means belonging to the Jewish faith or religion. Jewish, for some, means going out for Chinese food on Christmas Eve.
Jewish people, historically were denied entry into many professions and guilds and were forced to be money lenders, hence the stereotype of Jews and money. Many Jews, but not all Jews invest heavily in education. Hence, a wise person is an informed person and can learn to read and analyze stocks. There's no special magic to learning to make an investment. Read a book, dude! I am Jewish and celebrate Hanukkah, so I won't be celebrating Christmas. ( or going to Mass at midnight)
Jewish people are stereotyped for no reason other than ignorance. |
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| 19. | International Jewish Conspiracy | ||
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The International Jewish Conspiracy, or IJC, is group who runs everything in the United States government, and possibly the whole world. They are responsible for killing Mr. Orange and pouring radioactive liquid on retarded kid's genitals. "As a representative of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I'd like to inform you that we're almost out of gas."
"as with world war II the IJC controlled hitter to kill " |
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| 20. | jewish nest | ||
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the jewish stronghold/fortress/hive that is brent cross shopping centre in north London... we are now entering the jewish nest...
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| 21. | Jewish Lightning | ||
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To set fire to, and burn down completely (arson) a property in order to collect insurance money. The Jewish connotation refers to the Jew's love of money and therefore unwillingness to spend money (and therefore commit insurance fraud). "Jerry got most of his money when his place got hit by Jewish Lightning."
or "Ben Steinfeldenstein's deli was the fortunate victim of Jewish Lighting, and he can now afford that new house." |
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