Jewish Bubby- Oy veh. You schmuchk, you got all mixed up, you're turning into real goyim, ya know. You schmendrik, mazel tov ta you being a real moron. In my day, there was no such thing as a Jewish Republican!
Smart Jew: because they are self hating idiots who hate there religion and the Country. Only smart Jews and good jews vote republican. the rest are filth.
Jew #1: Great, I am going to be the next great jewish republican.