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Hitting a Chinese restaurant and going to the movies because they're the only places open on Christmas. Christmas is expensive. Jewish Christmas costs less than twenty bucks per head and you're not stuck with crappy gifts.
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by turtlemouth Nov 16, 2006 share this add a video |
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On christmas, Jews go out to the movies and, after, eat chinese food .
No presents. No trees. and no santa. Catholic Boy: Yaaaaaay Santa came to my house and gave me a unicorn and a fire truck!
Jewish Boy: All I did was eat Kung Poo Chicken all night... It was a Jewish Christmas... and I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.
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by iknowwhatsup69 Nov 29, 2010 share this add a video |
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