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When a Jew is born, they get a small incision in their left butt cheek. They then get the Star of David tattooed around the incision. This is called a jewhole.
Holy shit! I just got fu**ed of the jewhole...it hurt!
by Lil licker November 01, 2013
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A Jewhole is a Jewish asshole.

Alternatively, an Asshole is a Jew. Jews are assholes.
Jewholes ruin the world.
by Jacques Asse June 09, 2009
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A term commonly known to refer to taylor niffons (noahs girlfriend) vagina as a reference to how jews use it for sexual pleasure. A nashvillian rabbi blessed taylors vagina to make it kosher so all of the jews can eat it.
Jews love Taylor's jew hole.
by The Bearen Junge September 07, 2010
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A random bit of (alleged) storage space. Most of the time they take the form of an extra closet that's big enough to fit at least three people but has no shelves.

They can also be smaller spaces that one must crawl into and around in, once inside.
Guy 1: Dude, this closet is huge, but why doesn't it have anywhere to put stuff? And why is there a tiny door in the back?

Guy 2: Oh, those're just the Jew Holes.
by TheMollyZ July 13, 2012
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an extrordinarily tight sphincter or rectum.
a rectum considered to be practically inpenetrable by most standards
Yo man, I wuz banging the bitch and went back door, but she had the worst caes of jewhole I ever saw. That sphinkie was so tight, I couldn't slide a toothy pick in the bitch!
by Hugh JaLoad October 14, 2005
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Hole of a jewish person, Anus, asshole of someone of jewish descent or background.
I am going to kick you in the JEWHOLE.
by Insanity Rowe July 23, 2008
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It's a hole located between jew's neck and back. They comsume macaroni there. These holes, there is 5. Nothing shall enter but macaroni and if anything else enters they will die! zomg! =D
Steve the Jew's friends shoved a Bacon'ater in his Jew Hole and now he is DEAD. How sad? =D
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