Top Definition
the most weirdest, craziest person. she is very beautiful and a good friend, but if you piss her off she will stab you in your big toe.
kid 1: "jewelle is such a bitch!"
kid 2: "whoa dude! dont say that!"
jewel: (stabs kid 1 and he dies)
kid 2: "told you man..."
by TheCreeperIsMe December 13, 2011

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