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videos featured on AFV or YouTube where a man is hit in the groin...or family jewels
Tosh had a whole episode dedicated to jewelings, one dude actually threw up after getting kicked by his girlfriend.
by saw9999 August 29, 2011
 
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being overly pretentious when it comes to the use of the English language
Friend 1: I'll let her shirley, my secretary, know. Maybe she can move a few of my appointments around and pencil you in
Friend 2: .....You totally just jeweled.

Friend 1: Can you tell me the amount of people in this room?" Friend 2: No but I can tell you the number of people!
Friend 1: You're Jeweling so hard right now...
by Phatchicken October 15, 2012