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jewelanas are usually giggly and sweet people. they may seem shy at first, but if you really know them, you will know that they are crazy, fun, spontanious, and have a secret perv and funny side! jewelanas are usually real jewels, and will shine up any part of your life!
Jewelana: "are they gone?"

you: "yeah, why?"

Jewelana: "Penis!"

*both start laughing*
by luvbabycowz5 April 28, 2011

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