Jew Job

A) To find a solution in a very cheap way, using whatever materials are handy, usually performed in a pooorly planned caper.
B) To jew someone by selling stolen items back to the unwitting victim at a lower price.
C) Paying one man to perform the task usually done by five.

Person 1: "I've been digging this ditch alone for days now, sure wish boss would hire some help!"
Person 2: "Shit boy, you are the help! You just got jew jobbed!"

Example: Sending your employees to another business to steal cleaning suplies, napkins, condiments, paper and other essential suplies rather than buy it themselves.

by Greg Hudson & Andy Smith December 3, 2007

Jew Job

The act of wrapping a dollar bill around the penis and havin g a girl jerk you off.

abbv: JJ

Cole: Dude my girlfriend gave me a Jew Job last night.

Koty: Well did you keep the dollar?

by spkoty October 12, 2009

Jew Job

just like when someone gives you a blow job only the person giving the pleasure has coins like pennies and nickels and such in their mouth

I heard that Mort used his spare change to get a Jew Job.

by joeyjordison72 February 22, 2010

Jew-Job

(v). 1. When you get oral sex from someone whos such a jew that they never let you bust a nut, thus getting jewed out of an orgasm.

1. "you fucking bitch! how could you Jew-Job me like that... now i have blue-balls!"

2. "I love giving Jew-Jobs to guys right before i break up with them!"

by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009

New York Jew Job

When your drunk partner is giving you a blow job, and after jizzing in her face, and eyes more importantly, you pull your pants up, take her purse and run away.

"I was thinking about going on the Maury show after I got a New York Jew Job that night"

"After wiping the cum of her face, Sally realized that her purse was stolen. She got New York Jew Job'ed."

by Michael Dyakool December 17, 2007