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A circumcised cock, no matter the size. Also used for douches who rant incessantly about how everyone should be circumcised, etc.
"Oh, you have a jew cock? wasn't your family atheist?"

"That idiot is a fucking jew cock, always complaining of how ugly the foreskin is, the little fucker."
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A penis belonging to a Jewish male that is so tiny that Jewish comedians often make jokes about it.

Q: When a Jewish man with an erection walks into a wall, what hits first?

A: His nose.
"The average length of a jew cock is about two inches," the honest rabbi said
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A very large penis common to the Jewish male
Oh my God! Your huge Jew Cock is coming out my nose!! - Random bitch
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A beautiful, perfect, big hard cock on a Jew
"I love that big Jew Cock in my dripping wet pussy.."
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small penis like that usually found on a jew
Dont sleep with Berman, he has a jew cock.
by Tits and Beer September 18, 2007
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1. to describe a person, place, time, event, action or thing. Pretty much anything you fucking jewcock.
2. A jewish person's penis rocking a yamaca.
"Rob Moffat is a fucking jewcock!"
"i just blasted that jewcock"
"get that fucking jewcock out of here"
"im the king of the jewcocks"
"i just jewcocked that mutherfucker"
"quit jewcocking around"
"Lets jewcock."
"I just Arsenio Hall'd that jewcock"
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