1. A person who is impatient.

2. An "upperclassman" who considers himself superior therefore his time is more important than those around him.
Stop rushing me, I fucking sent it jewbagel.
by fream November 29, 2009
Top Definition
A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.
Dude: Hey, there's Jew Bagel!
by Adam Cecil May 29, 2006
1.) A really delicious bagel from Einstein's Bagels.

2.) One who is being really stingy or whiney.
1.) Man, this jewbagel is fantastic with the cheese of cream!

2.)a. Chad: "No, seriously, you guys, my leg hurts! I was mauled by a tiger!"

Bob: "Shut up, Chad, and quit being such a jewbagel."

b. Jon: "30 cents for a pack of gum? That's outrageous! It used to be 25!"

Sid: "Quit being a fucking jewbagel and buy the gum, Jon."
by Natalie H. April 17, 2006
A particular nickname for a jewish person, usually denotes the fact that said jewish person eats a fuckload of bagels and rubs the cream cheese all over his chest and then masturbates.
Him:Hey look at that jew bagel
You:Eww he's masturbating with cream cheese
by iwubjewbagels March 27, 2008
Not to be confused with jew bagel, jewbagel is an insult that is used when you are trying to confuse or diss that person but every other word has been taken.

Guy: What does that even mean?!!
by GTFO417 May 17, 2011
a person who acts like a jew
Alex: Jason you fuckin jew bagel you stole my kill you Persian whore

Jason: Alex what?

Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore
by ohyeahmesohorny July 15, 2009
A silly little Jew boy.

Also, a stupid idiot fag head.
Dude, you know Sebastian? He's such a jewbagel.
by Jacob the dood January 14, 2008
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