One who practices Judaism, which is THE original monotheistic religion. Though Jews constitute merely one quarter of one percent of the world population (about 1 in 400 people), approximately 25% of all Nobel Prizes are won by Jews. Additionally, only about 3% of America's population is Jewish, but Jews have a dominant presence in every top university in America (27% of Ivy League students are Jewish), as well as every professional field, ranging from medicine and law, to entertainment and film.
Many like to attribute Jewish success to reasons such as greed and thrift, and many even think Jews get preferential treatment - these accusations are foolish, and those who propagate them are ignorant to say the very least; Jews have faced the utmost degree of persecution for thousands of years, yet continue to disproportionately accomplish great things - not only in number, but also in magnitude. Furthermore, studies have conclusively shown that the average Jewish person has an IQ in the 85th percentile among their non-Jewish caucasian counterparts, and that Jews are six times more likely to have an IQ in the genius range (140 and above) than the average person.
- Almost half of the money contributed to democratic primaries have been from Jewish donors
- 40% of partners at the top NY and DC law firms are Jewish
- Jews constitute 30% of the faculty members at the 15 most elite American colleges
- 23% of the Forbes "500 richest Americans" were Jewish
Someone who practice Judaism or has a Jewish mother.
A paranoid person who uses his ultimate power in every occasion: Accusation of being Anti-Semitic!
Someone who thinks the whole world should burn to hell to pay the price of one mad man’s mistake.
Someone who labels every Arab (a.k.a sand people, towel heads, and oil-rich camel riders) a terrorist while secretly selling them weapons.
Someone who would get offended by this and give it a thumbs down.
Someone who fails to realize Semite is not a race and if it was then all Arabs (a.k.a The Enemy) by definition are Sematic as well.
Khalid: Hey Ben
Ben: AAAH! Get away from me you damn terrorist!
Fred: Hey nice hat!
Ben: (mumbles) Anti-semitic bastard...
Alfred: Are you a Jew?
Ben: Who's asking?
The act of being very annoying and whiny and always trying to get attention. Usually a white person
Jeez, Felisha, you are so jewy
Someone who contradicts their spirit in an unimpressive fashion.
Eli'sha: 'God's cool!'
Eli'jah: 'I like it when you're not being a jew.'
An Insult, someone who is a ass can be called a jew, for any reason, yet mostly because of failure to supply goods or money, the ideas that jews are stingy.
Also a religion.
Fuck sake toomey your such a jew.
Hi im a jewish man.
the biggest bunch of cry babies in the world. The holocaust wasn't that bad. Only 6 million died, blacks and native americans got it worst. About 100 million black died going to or in slavery. Native american population was in the hundred millions now it in the tens of thousands. Suck it up jews you got a country out of it.
guy: i want some light reading
librian: heres a book about jewish sports starts
racist1: how many jews can you fit in car
rscist2: i don't know
racist1: one in each seat and about 100 in the ash tray.
Three religous leader gave 3 cermons. A priest gave his cermon and 100 people join the catholic church. A preacher gave a cermon and 100 people join the church. A rabi sang there's diamonds in the sky and 3 million jews joined the airforce.
1. A person who practices the religion of Judaism, regardless of his or her ethnicity.
2. A person who was raised in a Jewish family and considers himself an ethnic Jew.
3. A person who is intelligent and has an above average dick, but who doesn't brag about it because he doesn't want to make his Christian friends jealous.
I don't go to temple, but my father was Jewish. If you want to call me a Jew, that's fine with me.