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Jew
Born again Christian.. Anyone who does NOT accept JESUS is NOT a Jew but is a synagogue of satan (Revelation 2:9 and 3:9) One is NOT a Jew because they are an "ethnic" seed of Abraham, one IS a JEW who accepts the God of Abraham, a.k.a. the righteous seed of Abraham, be they Jew or gentile, male or female. God cursed His people in A.D. 70 for their refusal to accept JESUS.. Don't be deceived into thinking the "jews" are still God's chosen people, as most of the Christian world teaches. A TRUE JEW (true Israelite) simply means anyone who has accepted JESUS (The God of Abraham).. Israel means "chosen of God", which is the same. We, born again Christians, are the Israelites, because we accepted what was intended for the "jews"... The "jews" who call themselves Jews because of their ethnicity, is part of the remnant. Jew (originally spelled Ju) comes from the name Judas. He was one of the 12 sons of Jacob. Judas was one of the 12 tribes, which were named after the 12 sons. When the tribes got scattered much of them got mixed together and to this day no "jew" knows which tribe they truly belong to. In any case, the are NOT true Jews in the eyes of God, in fact they're NOT true Israelites.
Person A: Hey, do you believe in God
Person B: Yes, I believe he is JESUS
Person A: You are a true Israelite, because you accepted what was intended for the "jews"
Person B: Really?
Person A: Yes, read Revelation 2:9 and 3:9
Person B: Okay, that's interesting!
by AnonymousLee2 May 01, 2012
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jew
1. Someone who practices Judaism.

2. Derogatory term for someone tight with their money or someone not very generous.
1. Kyle from southpark is a Jew

2. You jewish bastard, lend me a cig!!
by matt November 13, 2003
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Jew
A group of people comprising 0.002% of the world's population yet drawing unproportional amount of media coverage (especially Israeli Jews).
The world is obsessed with Jews. Therefore, the world should get a life.
by sdhgdhdtjhdfjnmfdyjfry November 22, 2006
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The only people in the world that are simultaneously hated by both the extreme Left and the extreme Right.

Synonym: scapegoat
"The Jews killed Jesus!"

"The Jews control Hollywood!"

"The Jews caused 9/11!"

"The Jews oppress the Palestinians!"

"The Jews ran over my poodle!"
by Harvey Mama March 03, 2005
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Jew
A person of the jewish faith.
by Rabbi Dude November 04, 2003
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jew
A southern bastardization and contraction of the two words "did you".
Jack: "Hey Steve, jew fuck Stacy last night?"

Steve: "No, jew?"

Jack: "No."
by Carl Pickens March 20, 2007
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jew
Let's Clear up some of the Misconceptions in these postings.

A Jew is a person who's mother is Jewish. (Some streams of Judaism argue that Jewish patrimony can be acquired through the father as well).
Jews are not a race but an eclectic mix of different races, nationalities, and cultures; they are a truly multi-cultural and multi-ethnic people. However, within this mix, there are distinct ethnic groups such as the Ashkenazic and Sephardic Jews that make up the overwhelming majority of the Jewish People.
Most American Jews are of Ashkenazic origin -- usually originating from Eastern Europe or the former Soviet Union. Therefore, American Jews could largely be classified as an ethnic group, hence the characteristic stereotypes, although there are exceptions.
A Jew is not a person who practices Judaism, although most Jews do adhere to some form of Jewish practice or cultural tradition.
A Jew is not an Israeli and an Israeli is not a Jew. An Israeli is a citizen of the state of Israel. While most Israeli's are Jewish, there are also non-Jewish citizens of Israel.
A Jew is not automatically a citizen of the state of Israel. A Jew must apply for and be granted citizenship to the state just like everyone else, although most are awarded citizenship rather easily.
Larry King's parents were Ashkenazic Jews. Therefore, regardless of whether Larry King practices Judaism or not, Larry King is an Ashkenazic Jew.
Larry King is not an Israeli citizen.

by NAteshot March 05, 2006
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jew
1) someone who practises judaism

2) is also a culture/ethnicity, that is to say it has a certain sense of humour, certain type of food and music etc.

3) A person who Mel Gibson talks smack about after he has had too much to drink.
"Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world."
by Clubned August 02, 2006
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