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3.
The extremely small dick of a Jewish man. Only in rare cases does it exceed 5" long. Jews usually compensate for their tiny dick by talking about how huge it is, and other nonsense.
Lady Gaga had a Jew Dick before she had her sex change.

Don't EVER sleep with him. He has a Jew Dick.
by Hit-lah February 02, 2011
 
1.
A circumcised penis.
The vast majority of men born in the USA and Israel have a Jew Dick.
by Josie from the North July 15, 2011
 
2.
Something that has gone terribly terribly wrong.
Man this entire day is complete jew dick
by half86 June 04, 2011