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A female New York Jets Fan. how you address another female jets fan.
Michelle, Heather and Kristine are meeting up with other Jettas at this week's tailgate.
by EL CHAPO JET MYSTERIO June 24, 2016
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a "zippy" Mexican-built car that has superb German engineering, first-rate interior materials, and is loaded with safety features.

Anyone who thinks the Jetta is solely a woman's car is gay. Men with sophistication drive Jettas, not stupid insecure rat bastards who wish they had as nice a car.
Don't let the funky moniker of the Jetta fool you--it's a great car.
by PW January 11, 2003
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A stylishly hip automobile with a non-gender bias. Often times confused as a car strictly for women by men who are unsure of their sexuality.
There goes Jordan in his Jetta. I'm glad to see he isn't having a sexual identity crisis.
by Bungalow Bill June 28, 2002
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A sedan made by Volkswagen, or the literal expression of God, the almighty.
by #4 February 01, 2005
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The Jetta is a beast european car that will eat hondas alive......rarrrrr....The VR6 with a nasty turbo will say hello and goodbye to V8's everywhere if you look in images you will see my Hungry Jetta......with the 17's
Crowd: OMG LOOK ITS A Jetta
2005 V6 mustang guy: you really think that lil ricer is gonna beat me???
..3...2...1....go....
VROOM
Mustang Guy: holy cow i think i just soild my panties...
by Macdaddycain300 May 05, 2005
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Cool; awesome; dope; just a really sweet thing
" what's up dude, where'd you get that shirt ?I really like it, it's super jetta
by ZackZeoli November 06, 2014
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a small compact car,which eats gas, has no center consule, is impossible to have sex in the back seat, and has a never ending smell of crayons.
"yo dawg, you smell that Jetta, bitch lookin like a 64 pack of Crayola on wheels."
by Brozzle November 08, 2007
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