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03 Jetta GLI....I recommend anyone who's gay and thinks that Jettas are for girls test drive this magnificently fast car.
by Drego April 23, 2003
 
1.
a "zippy" Mexican-built car that has superb German engineering, first-rate interior materials, and is loaded with safety features.

Anyone who thinks the Jetta is solely a woman's car is gay. Men with sophistication drive Jettas, not stupid insecure rat bastards who wish they had as nice a car.
Don't let the funky moniker of the Jetta fool you--it's a great car.
by PW January 11, 2003
 
2.
A stylishly hip automobile with a non-gender bias. Often times confused as a car strictly for women by men who are unsure of their sexuality.
There goes Jordan in his Jetta. I'm glad to see he isn't having a sexual identity crisis.
by Bungalow Bill June 28, 2002
 
3.
A sedan made by Volkswagen, or the literal expression of God, the almighty.
Praise the Jetta...





Touch it.
by #4 February 01, 2005
 
4.
A very cool car that's fun to drive, well styled, and will fall apart after 2 or 3 years.
"I really loved my Jetta until it needed $2000 of repairs three days after the 2-year warranty expired."
by Anonymous July 23, 2003
 
5.
a small compact car,which eats gas, has no center consule, is impossible to have sex in the back seat, and has a never ending smell of crayons.
"yo dawg, you smell that Jetta, bitch lookin like a 64 pack of Crayola on wheels."
by Brozzle November 08, 2007
 
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The Jetta is a beast european car that will eat hondas alive......rarrrrr....The VR6 with a nasty turbo will say hello and goodbye to V8's everywhere if you look in images you will see my Hungry Jetta......with the 17's
Crowd: OMG LOOK ITS A Jetta
2005 V6 mustang guy: you really think that lil ricer is gonna beat me???
..3...2...1....go....
VROOM
Mustang Guy: holy cow i think i just soild my panties...
by Macdaddycain300 May 05, 2005