Eptymology: Originated shortly after the February 2007 series of mistakes that lefts countless JetBlue customers stuck in airplanes and airport terminals for many hours.
Steve: Bro, that's clealy a fake ring.
Jack: You're kidding right?
Steve: Nah, man. You got JetBlued.
Origin: In reference to Steven Slater, a disgruntled Jet Blue Flight Attendant, who quit his job by telling all the passengers on the plane to "go fuck themselves" over the PA system, deploying the emergency slide, then exiting the plane with a beer from the galley in-hand.